Office Humor

I have to tell you something funny. When I was chatting with a client in our office he was asking if I was happy about the elections and the new president. I hesitated and then just told him I was Republican. The office manager was ICE COLD STILL ease dropping in the next room. You know, don't you DARE insult anyone that comes in! LOL The antennas were on high extending out my way...

Then I told him I really didn't think either candidate was the best choice so it was more like picking the least of 2 evils and that I hoped things would get done because it didn't matter what ticket they came from it seems they all get in there with a bunch of promises and then find out they are playing with a whole different "set of balls" (And I meant bouncy balls but it didn't sound that way.)

The office manager is now FROZEN SOLID and I see the client hesitate and I say "You know,

red ones, blue ones, yellow ones...and they thought they were only going to have blue ones".

It was SO FUNNY!

I was really back peddling but I didn't mean or would have never said what it sounded like but in reality it is true so that is what made it so funny! SNORK!